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I saw a lady in her 80's checking herself out in a mirror today. She said "Once I was young and beautiful. Now I'm just beautiful." SLAY

I am one of these people. Because there have been so many times when I have tried to add something to the conversation but people just talk over me and I just slowly back out. But if someone is looking me in the eye and actually listening it is best feeling in the world. Makes you feel like someone actually wants to here what your saying!

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "MY FAVORITE TYPE OF PEOPLE When you're telling a story and everyone's talking over you, but one person makes direct eye contact with you and pays extra attention so you don't get discouraged.

"Do you ever just feel the need to cry? Not for any specific reason. Just because you bottle things up and sometimes the bottle gets too full and it just...bursts."

Do you ever just feel the need to cry? Not for any specific reason. Just because you bottle things up and sometimes the bottle gets too full and it just.

Today at school my daughter was being harassed by a boy. After she told him to stop multiple times, he didn't. She gave him a bloody nose. She's in trouble with the school. Guess who got an ice cream.

Today at school my daughter was being harassed by a boy. After she told him to stop multiple times, he didn't. She gave him a bloody nose. She's in trouble with the school. Guess who got an ice cream. (Best parent ever XD)

NO ONE ELSE KNOWS THIS BUT ROSA’S FATHER DIED OVERSEAS, HER MOTHER HAS ALWAYS BEEN DEAD (like mine) AND ROSA HAS THREE OLDER SISTERS AND TWO ELDEST SONS, ONE OF THEM IS OLDER THAN THE OTHER AND HE STATED HE WOULD WALK HER DOWN THE AISLE WHEN SHE GOT MARRIED TO MIDNA

Someone from Calgary posted a whisper, which reads "I'm getting married this summer but my dad passed away yesterday. One of the first things my older brother said to me was "I'll walk you down the aisle.

Some girl called me fat and said I was an elephant in a circus. I walked up to her smiled and said "What would a circus be without clowns!" I gestured to her and her friends.

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "Some girl called me fat and said I was an elephant in a circus. I walked up to her smiled and said "What would a circus be without clowns!" I gestured to her and her friends.

Do you ever have those days when literally EVERY little thing pisses you off..?  I just punched a wall cause my ponytail was too loose....

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "Do you ever have those days when literally EVERY little thing pisses you off. I just punched a wall cause my ponytail was too loose.

In high school my sister thought it would be funny if her BF took me to Prom as a joke.   Today I'm going to ask her to be my maid of honor at our wedding.

In high school my sister thought it would be funny if her BF took me to Prom as a joke. Today I'm going to ask her to be my maid of honor at our wedding. <<< Damn, she took her sisters BF🙌🏼😅😂🤔

I'm a waitress at a diner Today when I greeted a lady she asked how I was doing I said "I'm good, thank you" She looked me in the eye and replied "no, your not" So I broke down and told her everything:

Someone from Indiana posted a whisper, which reads "I'm a waitress at a diner Today when I greeted a lady she asked how I was doing I said "I'm good, thank you" She looked me in the eye and replied "no, your not" So I broke down and told her everything "

Someone from Vancouver, Washington, US posted a whisper, which reads " On Christmas Day I met someone over a set of walkie-talkies we each received as presents. We've been happily married for nearly 13 years and have 2 wonderful kids!

We can survive the bullshit that happens during those seven days though (no offence)

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Someone from posted a whisper, which reads "I hate men who say girls are "weak." Excuse me, But can you bleed for seven days straight and not die?

When my mom tells me to act my age I tell her "I don't know how to act my age because I have never been this age before." She gets so mad.

Someone from Slippery Rock, Pennsylvania, US posted a whisper in the group Adulting Sucks, which reads "When my mom tells me to act my age I tell her "I don't know how to act my age because I have never been this age before." She gets so mad.

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