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I may look calm, but in my head I`ve punched you in the face 5 times.

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ALL THREE! After I have sex I can punch you in the face and then I will sleep like a baby! Yup for sure!

100% for this Actually some are looking scared. Maybe wondering why I'm still so happy So hilarious.

I’m not saying let’s kill all the stupid people… I’m just saying let’s remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.

This becomes even more important when you get older...lol!

Definitely teacher humor here! At least you get to pee at 3 when the kids leave! Nurses work 12 plus hours and don't pee. Teacher humor my foot.

I called them streaks of wisdom and I'm proud of every single one of 'em on my head!

Those aren't grey hairs, idiot, they are strands of GLITTER growing out of my head. I'll have to remember this!

Thursday  .... or as I like to call it  .... "day four of the hostage situation "

The typical workweek.oh yes I'll have to figure out in days how long I've worked at my job and put it up in my cube Held hostage 445 days. Yes my boss has a sense of humour

Uhhh... Yep and then you waste time on Facebook and now on this crazy time-wasting site !!!

This is me at the moment.feel paralyzed by the to-do lists facing me at home and work.

Misophonia, it feels like you have become this completely different, psychotically angry person when you hear certain words or when you hear someone swallow a gulp of water ( for me just typing it out and) imagining it can bring on anxiety, actually experiencing it for however split second it is is far worse... sometimes enough to ruin your mood for the whole day.

random fact: getting angry at people when we listen to them breathing or eating is called Misophonia, which is an actual brain disorder.

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Pretty much

Total non sequitur . Well, *duh*, what doesn't kill you - and bears kill you - makes you stronger. Ergo, not bears.

One bitch I used to work with always chewed like that.  With her mouth open and loud as hell. So unattractive but then again so is she.  Guess her mama didn't teach her any table manners.

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I don't really like "inspirational sayings" but since this pretty much sums up my WHOLE LIFE, I had to post it.

I'm only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand. Although as an author I am responsible for making readers understand--a reader who doesn't understand is an unhappy reader. (And there is some value to leaving some questions unanswered.

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