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Sometimes people just need to hear it. Check out these comebacks, funny quotes and sassy (and utterly sarcastic) insults to let them know how you REALLY feel.

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I hate it when ppl ask if I play basketball.just cuz im only 15 and doesn't mean I play basketball.I just play volleyball

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50 Comebacks Will Leave Them SPEECHLESS (& And Make YOU Laugh)

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This is basically exactly how I feel about my evil coworker.

"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!

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Yes, penguins do have knees! A penguin’s leg is composed of a short femur, knee, tibia and fibula. The upper leg bones are not visible as they are covered in feathers, giving the penguin the illusion of short legs and no knees. No go the fuck to sleep.

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Not sure I'm quite ready ;) Too late! I have been putting a lot of thought into it and I just don't think being an adult is gonna work for me.

Ok I will try

I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the." I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.

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