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Once upon a time...

Once upon a time a man asked a girl to marry him, the girl said “no!” And she lived happily ever after, and went shopping, dancing and drinking. She always had a clean house, never cooked and looked fabulous all the time. The end.

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I also hate it when people's statuses are complaining about how many people have "It's snowing!" in their statuses. We all think it's annoying, Captain Obvious.

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There's a reason they call it "Girls gone wild" and not "women gone wild". When girls go wild, they show their tits, when women go wild, they poison their husbands food.

Lol.. Bitchface on..

I wouldn't ordinarily post the "keep calm" posters, but I love Vivien Leigh. And she has the ultimate bitch face.

I know a few "women" who speak this language. Ha!

I am fluent in three languages.English, Sarcasm, and Profanity. Funny Sayings and Pictures: The Languages I Speak ('Funny Status')

Anne Taintor Blunt Cards | 34 Vintage desperate housewives 2

7 deadly sins of PR "Someone asked if I was living in Sin. And I said, Oh yes, I moved there years ago.

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Finally shaved my legs, and donated it to Locks of Love. it was a very long winter.

Why aren't you hitting this every night?

Sometimes you just need a hug. With a penis. Omg this is so bad but I seriously cracked up I just had to pin it!

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