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You have noooo idea how many times a day i say something like this! or i say i want to send all stupid people to a freezing cold island in alaska but same thing!

Running is not my strength

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

Bad day

Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol. Yup,nuf said.

LOVE THIS! I know people with this talent!

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: It is impressive that you are flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same time.

#PCOS humor! Ladies, please enjoy the libido of a 19 year old male while having the facial hair of a 16 year old boy.

Free and Funny Weekend Ecard: My business isn't your business; So unless you're my thong, don't be up my ass.

I have one but it malfunctions all the time something about the truth button on it is permanently stuck!

Yep, this is me.a filtering problem! "Little Thing Inside Your Head"

I think it's weird how somedays I feel skinny and somedays I feel like a busted can biscuits.

Okay, so I don't generally ever feel "skinny" but I can certainly relate to the biscuit can!