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Guilty as charged. I just want what is best for you in every single circumstance. I yell because I care.

My most enjoyable time, all the extra bedtime giggles and kisses as they fall asleep

I tucked my kids in last night and said, "See you in the morning!" And then we laughed and laughed. Saw them 16 more times before sunrise. The little pleasures to being a Mom,


My daughter asked me what it's like to have kids, so I interrupted her every 11 seconds until she cried.

I don't even have kids, but can testify about the accuracy of this statement because of nieces and nephews!!!

Parenting Humor - Sleeping with your toddler is like sharing your bed with a drunk octopus looking for its keys.