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So true with most people, they want to be thin, but are too lazy to work at it.

I'm pretty sure that God is up there laughing at me. He's probably looking down and laughing at the joke that is my life.

Tony Posnanski takes on the popular quote, "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" and comes up with some surprising insights.

Forget what my tattoos are going to look like on me in 60 years. Start worrying about what that fatty decaying animal flesh is going to look like on you.

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: Forget what my tattoos are going to look like on me in 60 years. Start worrying about what that fatty decaying animal flesh is going to look like on you.

So me right now. I honestly don't know how I pull it off. lol.

Some Ecards Funny - Bing Images. Literally laughed out loud!

Um, let's call this one "psychologist humor."  And might I add that I am not at all capable of processing being called out on my bullshit.

I will be here. I doubt it would happen, but I will be waiting.

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Better to go with body fat % and waist size.

AA batteries don't last like they use to.

It's days like today that I remember why I should not carry a concealed weapon. | Confession Ecard

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: It's days like today that I remember why I should not carry a concealed weapon.

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Ok, true eating disorders, and their horrific and tragic effects on those I know and love, aside. This is pretty damn funny

Some people find it so hard to stay out of my life, when they actually need to focus on their own.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I almost showed up to work today with a positive attitude, but sarcasm stepped in and saved the day. Happens every darn day!

haha so true...always.

fitspiration

the horrible truth.

maybe not a bikini body, but a much healthier one

If you live in GA its bikini body time in about a week till next Oct!

Marriage

Marriage

Heck ya!!!

It counts, righhtt?

Sighh.....

Tripping over things? That's EVERYday.(currently have 10 staples in my head from tripping over one of our dogs.

I wrote a script for my patient to be compliant for 30 days, but she didn't fill it. So true.....

I'm afraid you need a stupid-ectomy. It's quite a dangerous procedure.

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