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Do you ever think about all of the really nice drunk girls you've met in bathrooms and wonder how they are doing? I miss you all.

When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become  reality.  Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I win the lottery, all my pin boards become reality. Everything will be delicious, covered in glitter, made out of pallets, and look effing amazing.

Jehovah’s witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween….I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.

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eCard: I feel better about myself when I'm wearing workout clothes because that means I'm one step closer to possibly maybe working out. So true!

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I hate it when you open the fridge and can't find what you were looking for. Like happiness and perfect abs. Come on, fridge!

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The truth about Bikini Season.the truth of my life!

Yes, that's correct. And the horse you rode in on.

I love you so much, I will even talk to you on the phone. (I HATE talking on the phone. But I will drop everything to talk to my husband when he calls.

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Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. That's exactly how I fold my fitted sheets up. I figure the wrinkles will disappera once I make the bed (~_~)

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