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Popping The (birth control) Pill

Popping The (birth control) Pill (Party of One)

Funny Music Ecard: Hey here's some Midol. Those cramps are CRAZY! But here's the bright side.It's not a baby.

Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend then night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing her shoe.

Free and Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Whiskey will turn you into Cinderella. You'll leave the house looking all fly and spend the night dancing away. But by the end of the night you're just a hot mess missing a shoe.

We're bestfriends because everyone else fucking sucks.

Free and Funny Weekend Ecard: I am pretty sure my check liver light is gonna come on this weekend.

I do not like being told what to do unless I am naked.

I do not like being told what to do unless I am naked.

If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to knock a lazy co-worker out, I wouldn't have to work anymore. | Reminders Ecard

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: If I had a dollar for every time I wanted to knock a lazy co-worker out, I wouldn't have to work anymore.

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I'll admit, I haven't checked in a very long time...but I'm gonna assume you still have a penis. :D

Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Last I checked you had a penis.So quit acting like a little bitch.

Funny Sister E-cards | Funny Family Ecard: As a kid, my little sister was a pain in the ass ...

Funny Family Ecard: As a kid, my little sister was a pain in the ass. Now that's what I call sisterly love. Can so see my sister doing this.

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Free and Funny Congratulations Ecard: As all our friends start popping out babies, let's go celebrate our empty wombs with frozen margaritas.

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