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I dont give a fuck about a mouse.I dont give a fuck up on the house.I dont give a fuck here.I dont give a fuck there.I just dont give a fuck.

I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth loosing my job. Most days the answer is yes.

A pinner posted: "I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth losing my job. Most days the answer is yes." Is loosing your job worse than losing it?

Good one haha

Humor ecard: Eenie meenie miny moe You aint nothing but a hoe You think you're cute You think you're classy Newsflash girl You're fricken nasty LMAO terribly funny and accurate

One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish   Dr. Seuss, http://www.amazon.com/dp/0394800133/ref=cm_sw_r_pi_dp_z4kLpb1D5TSM9

One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish (cover art).jpg I read this book alot when I was little. We read and owned almost every one of his books, and read them constantly.

Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I walk around the house naked with the blinds open. If you're peeking in my window, your punishment is seeing me naked. Joke's on you, motherfucker.

My 3 moods. I know these all too well. LOL

My three moods: ~ I'm too tire for this shit. ~ I'm too old for this shit. ~ I'm too sober for this shit.

OMG..bahahahah

I am grumpy...want to see something funny! - Page 2

I love it when I do something and my kid goes "ewwwwww mommy". Um child - I pushed you out of my vagina covered with all my insides. You are "eww".

Mother-in-laws...hahah.

Too funny! Not meant toward my husband and my mother-in-law doesn't tell me how to handle my children. Just thought this was too funny!

If only I could say this sometimes

Oh My Freaking Stars!: An Adorable Bundle.this is how I feel with my pup sometimes, lol!

Drinking Wine

"Drinking a lot of wine alone is not lonely, it is romantic. Damn, self, you got nice eyes." We wholeheartedly agree, one of life's greatest pleasures!

I don't know what's going on with you right now...

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.

Farewell Shitty Day....

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Farewell, shitty day, don't forget to fuck thyself on the way out.

LOL!!

Funny pictures about Twinkle twinkle little snitch. Oh, and cool pics about Twinkle twinkle little snitch. Also, Twinkle twinkle little snitch.

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