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Not even if you’re going to date me. If you are going to be my friend, you’re going to have to accept these facts!

I hate when people try and make small talk during my silences. It just makes everything awkward when it wasn’t in the first place.


Girls really worry about this. This happens with my favorite jacket all the time ugh if girls have to worry about boners guys should have to worry about periods. Who agrees? Okok<---hahaha but I have that problem with my jeans as well.

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"Proper clothing makes all the difference," said the PE teacher wearing hoop earrings, a skirt, and heels.

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I hate it when I'm so exited to draw and then I get my sketch book, sit there for like 20 mins thinking of what to draw, and then I decide I don't want to draw anymore. (-_-)<<<yep and also when my skills say no

Bahahaha! This is literally Australia!

See, Australia turned out fine. It's because they were too busy surviving to kill each other.<<<it's true, but I wonder how many non-Australians know what the Stolen Generation is.