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Hunny if i can still walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a fucking sandwich!

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Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Haha! This is for sure.

Free and Funny News Ecard: You didn't fall out of the stupid tree.you were dragged through the entire dumbass forest!

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Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: You don't have to be crazy to work here. We'll train you.

Seriously..it's not always good guys finish last. It works both ways...so stop ya complaining bro!

OMG SO TRUE! Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Nice Guys, Stop your incessant complaining about girls ignoring you for jerks.You do the exact same thing when you pass us up for the skanky bitches.

I love it. Meddling people are THE WORST. It's one thing to tell me your business and I respond. It's another for you to go way out of your way to constantly be in my business. That drives me absolutely insane. Not as much as liars and gossipers but close.

Quick check your face, because I just found a nose in my business.to bad it's usually my nose.

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Omg Katie I don't know why but I thought you'd get a chuckle out of this one. Put the straw in the shutthefuckupcakes and suck it the fuck up! Pardon my language but it was really funny!

This is me every night!

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Silly me just packed away Kyle's slushie maker for the winter! Guess I'm pulling it back out!

Strawberry Basil Margarita

I made this margarita with my kids' slushie machine. Alex had to ask which drinks were his when we busted out the slushie machine!

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Free and Funny News Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.

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