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Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

I love how coffee tricks me into think I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 90 Pics

For my 20 year old son.  Being married is awesome so find a nice girl and stay at the party. You don't have to sacrifice the fun you are having.

Funny Wedding Ecard: Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me. well-i-thought-it-was-funny

This Halloween, I'm going as a Democrat. When the kids come to my door, I'll take half their candy and give it to those too lazy to go trick or treating.

Funny Halloween Ecard: Oh dear! I see you have too much candy. I'm going to take most of yours and give to the kids too lazy to trick or treat themselves.

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Funny Workplace Ecard: People that pronounce vase like 'voz' make me want to punch them in the foz.

'If you want to go running with me, you better be prepared to walk a lot.' Hahahaha.  I love it.

to go running with me , you ’d better be prepared to walk a lot

I hate it when couples have a little fight & then change their Facebook status to "single." I fight with my parents, and don't change my status to "orphan." | Family Ecard

This is so true it's like people are trying to convince themselves when they post incessantly about their relationships! Beautiful couple though.

That's how I roll :)

Free and Funny Encouragement Ecard: Like a fat kid down a hill. That's how I roll.

Dieting is when you eat food that makes you sad. Yes.

I no longer feel this way. I don't feel like I am on a diet and if I am, well then, Dieting is when you eat food that makes you glad!

Hoping my New Years Resolution will change my mind...lol

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I LOVE EXERCISE! Just not as much as I love wine. or my friends. or sitting on my ass. or a combination of any of the above.never mind.

:)

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

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