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this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

Checked my credit report. It said,

I need a good laugh. Let me see some hilarious wedding/marriage related meme's, ecards, cartoons, photos, videos anything that makes you laugh.

My give a damn is busted

shoot pack lunch dinner breakfast for the next day because its going to take a long while funny ecard


Omg Katie I don't know why but I thought you'd get a chuckle out of this one. Put the straw in the shutthefuckupcakes and suck it the fuck up! Pardon my language but it was really funny!

Sundays in winter with nothing to do

Funny Confession Ecard: Why yes, I am wearing sweats today. I also didn't fix my hair or put on make-up. It's Sunday. You're lucky I'm wearing a bra.

Seriously TRUE

Funny Baby Ecard: I think the saying shouldn't be 'I slept like a baby.' Let's change it to 'I slept like a husband.

Four out of the five voices in my head...

four out of the five voices in my head think you're an idiot the other one is deciding where to bury you.

Poetry, Art, Inspiration : Photo

Job & Work quote & saying Grand Junction, CO The quote Description For George b/c I love you

My family is temperamental. Half temper Half mental.   haha, it's funny because it's true.  and misspelled ecards drive me insane.

LOL I wish I could say this wasn't true! "My family is tempermental: Half temper, Half mental" Funny Quotes About Family Jokes.