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"How I met Your Mother" Inspired Wedding at The Smog Shoppe

Barney: "I need to assert my dominance as a man." Robin: "Don't. Ever. Say. That. To. Any. Girl. Ever." Barney: "Too late!"

"Assert your dominance over women? What is your problem? You have a mother!"(Whats Your Favorite Meme)

Ted, I've been trying to tell you this for years.  Your "bacon allergy" is a lie your mother made up so you'd eat healthy as a kid. - Marshall

You’re Telling Me Those Were All Lies?

You're Telling Me Those Were All Lies? How I Met Your Mother. Ted and Marshall.

Ted and Marshall #HIMYM

How I Met Your Mother M: It's time to grow up. can you make us some PB&Js for the road? T: Crust cut off! M: Crust cut off! No, Ted. We're men! M: Mom! Leave the crust on!

That's what your mom said (Neil Patrick Harris & Josh Radnor; How I Met Your Mother, 2005-2014)

That's what your mom said (Neil Patrick Harris & Josh Radnor; How I Met Your Mother, -- Way too funny.

Parenting... You're doing it right!

Parenting... You're doing it right!

maybe i should start watching how i met your mother<<<You should. It's legen-wait for it-dary!

Marshall: "Train me, Red bird. Teach me speed." Red bird: "No. I retired long ago."  Marshall: Darn. I really wanted to slap Barney Stinson."  Red bird: "This is to slap Barney Stinson? Yeah. Ok. I'll totally teach you."

Marshall: "Train me, Red bird. Teach me speed." Red bird: "No. I retired long ago. I really wanted to slap Barney Stinson." Red bird: "This is to slap Barney Stinson? I'll totally teach you.

My one rule.

Funny pictures about The one rule. Oh, and cool pics about The one rule. Also, The one rule.

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