Funny Family Ecard: The key to getting along with people is to either lower your expectations - or learn to drink.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.

Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a divorce.

Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a divorce. Lmao it's true dang it

Ha! Probably a good thing I don't have children because I would probably tell them to smart this off. Lol;)

A Mother suggests her son to tell the Bully he left the lunch money on her dresser.

What a waste of a good book lol!

I am in one of those moods where I just want to throw a book at someones face and be like Moore Scotece

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Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: Since it's difficult to infer tone in an email, you should assume all mine are sarcastic or bitchy.

Drinking...

This made me giggle. "I don't understand interventions. What's the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of reasons why I drink in the first place?

Not pole dancing, but regular dancing. This totally happened last weekend lol.

Ahh yeah, one of the reasons I don't drink often. Funny Weekend Ecard: Those five seconds where you go from tipsy to pole dance wasted.

Damn I thought I could munch my way to those rock hard abs

I hate it when you open the fridge & can't find what you were looking for.like happiness & perfect abs.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We'd better get some support soon, or people will think we're nuts! | Thinking Of You Ecard | someecards.com

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We'd better get some support soon, or people will think we're nuts!

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