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yup i hate stupid people.especially people who pretend to be stupid

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

Gotta love stupid trash talkers.

What other people say or think about me is their problem.what I say or think of myself is my problem.what God knows about me is the truth.and His truth will set me free! May I believe what God knows to be true!

Dear God... All I ask is one chance to prove to you that winning the lottery won't make me a bad person... :D  haha

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: It's true money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster while sitting poolside in a loungechair outside of my oceanfront mansion.

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I love the feeling when you finally get in bed and turn off the lights and think, "I've been wanting to do this since this morning.this is so true sometimes!

Baahahahaha!

Can I just get a bunch of these made up and hand them out like business cards?

Well said! I'd love to share this on Facebook, but it's blocked.

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This Older I Get Everyone Can Kiss My Ass Tin Sign features a funny quote and vintage-style reproduction graphic. Metal sign perfect for wall decor.

Bitch, why do you ask me a question and then interrupt me when I'm in the middle of answering it. You're fucking rude! LOL!

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic. So its not very nice, it is however funny

...the reason I have no friends...lol

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B., drama, and pretending. makes-me-laugh-quotes

Verbal release therapy

Some call it bitching. I call it Verbal Release Therapy. It's all about perspective, lol!

Yes I wish.....

Ah the joys of pms, menopause, and all other hormonally inspired behaviors. as fun to experience as they are to watch

Ya feel me? Lol! Reminds me of back in the day day. hahahahhahah

Shit definitely got real if you ask someone to hold your earrings or purse!

This is for all my friends.  Female and male!!! Lol!!!

friends (Thank you, my beautiful and VERY much missed Marton-Roldan ) How are you? And that wonderful girl of yours? The hubby? I'll NEVER forget you offering to lend him to me. ♥ friends,My Girls-,Quotes :

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