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When Mommy finally gets up to spank your butt, that's when you know... Shit just got real.

So, SO true. I remember when my Mom got off the couch, I had messed up.

I've often wondered the same thing...

How i managed to keep you alive but kill every houseplant I have ever owned is beyond me . So true.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm going to eat what ever I want tonight because I cried at work today.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm going to eat what ever I want tonight because I cried at work today. Or because I got shit on at work today.

...and untalented. Don't forget untalented. I can't make ANYTHING out of old film canisters and candle wax!

+ out of shape. SO true. As I lay here on the couch and pin.

Sometimes I think, 'Screw this... I'll just be a stripper!' Then I remember I'm fat... and can't dance.

Free, Encouragement Ecard: Sometimes I think, "Screw this. I'll just be a stripper!" Then I remember I'm fat. and can't dance.

ROFLMAO

When your kids are all losing their minds at the same time and you gotta connect with Jesus so you don't do anything stupid.

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Funny Pictures Of The Day - 53 Pics How I feel when kids won't eat dinner then go ahead and starve!

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