Engagement Ring or World Series. I would have forgone a ring for the promise I'd never have to watch any sports.

Especially when she neglects to mention the existence of your child.

29 Times Scott Disick And Kourtney Kardashian Gave Us Relationship Goals

There is no denying it: Scott Disick is the best person on Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Sure, you've got the abrasive and funny Khloe Kardashian, the sarcastic Kourtney Kardashian, the controlling Kris Jenner, and the "I can't believe how long it


Love that song. shawty got that apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur. the fur. the fur.

Bless this person who made this

Bless this person who made this

10 Things 90s Kids Will Have to Explain to Their Children. @Kimberley Cobian youll love the first one!

10 Things 90s Kids Will Have To Explain To Their Children

10 Things Kids Will Have to Explain to Their Children. The beanie baby one is the other generation will understand the beanie babies!

Mine would be if the temp is less than 3x my age haha

If the temperature is less than my age, i don't get out of bed.hahah gotta love ellen :P Good rule.but double MY age is still cold!

Best "Mean Girls" Memes - "Mean Girls" 10th Anniversary - Cosmopolitan - Hahahahahaha

The 10 Best "Mean Girls" Memes, in Honor of Its 10-Year Anniversary

AND NONE FOR GRETCHEN WIENERS BYE. In case you don't get it, it's a Mean Girls reference. I Sigil for Stretchin Wieners. this is one of the greatest mean girls jokes have have ever seen. well done. none for Gretchen wieners bye

I wouldn't even be offended if someone wrote that to me. That's hilarious!

Found at my wife's apartment community saw this and thought of you

Barnett You hsould put this on your upstairs neighbors door. haha The Most Entertaining Obnoxious Or Completely Insane Notes Written To Neighbors

Well said Jase Robertson

13 Surprising Facts About The Cast Of Duck Dynasty

100 TV/Movie Characters/Personalities that constantly make me laugh (in alphabetical order) Name: Jase Robertson Show: Duck Dynasty

ain't nobody got time for that

Toledo Police on

Ain't snow body got time to scrape that. Work in the morning? Ain't nobody got time for that. Pro tip: get a big cup of hot water and pour it on the windshield while the wipers are on. works EVERY tim

Haha.. well this is me haha

Funny Confession Ecard: I really wish I could see you today. Good hair day and fabulous shoes!

Justin Timberlake has the largest heels I've ever seen lol.

Saturday Night Live, Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg, Bobby Moynihan playing backup dancers to Beyoncé for 'Single Ladies' video. One of my all time fav skits! "we're the dancers.

if you have a heart this is you

This is so true. Makes me feel sad that I seriously have to change the channel. Can't watch, it is the worst commercial ever!