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Someone from Tallinn posted a whisper, which reads " My husband and son were getting competitive while playing smash bros. He said "i fucked your mom" and my son replied "i've been deeper inside her than you'll ever be" i can't even.

Mom (raising her voice slightly so she can speak to my dad down at the other end of the grocery store aisle) : "do you guys want any chips?" Dad (at full volume) : "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS":

Someone from Alberta posted a whisper, which reads "Mom (raising her voice slightly so she can speak to my dad down at the other end of the grocery store aisle) : "do you guys want any chips?" Dad (at full volume) : "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS""

There are a lot of funny Starbucks stories out there, but this one has to easily be one of the best of all time. It's short, but just plain hilarious.

The quarter-back asked me out to prom, When I said no, He asked who could be better, I went with a lovely gentleman with Down's syndrome,  I don't regret a thing.

The quarterback asked me out to prom. When I said no, he asked who could be better, I went with a lovely gentleman with Down's syndrome, I don't regret a thing.

Shittt. The mailman was feeling it. Wait he died? Wow. Women deserve recognition for not dying.

For anyone who didn't get it-the mailman was dead because HE WAS THE FATHER! The woman had cheated on her husband with the mailman so when the doctor transferred the pain to the FATHER it was transferred to the MAILMAN!

YES! But I'd like to forget having killed any animals once human again. I couldn't live with that. http://ibeebz.com

If we're werewolves though, wouldn't we be drawn to hunting humans? I'm really not interested in killing animals anyway.

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