Someone from Tallinn posted a whisper, which reads " My husband and son were getting competitive while playing smash bros. He said "i fucked your mom" and my son replied "i've been deeper inside her than you'll ever be" i can't even.
Someone from Alberta posted a whisper, which reads "Mom (raising her voice slightly so she can speak to my dad down at the other end of the grocery store aisle) : "do you guys want any chips?" Dad (at full volume) : "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS""
For anyone who didn't get it-the mailman was dead because HE WAS THE FATHER! The woman had cheated on her husband with the mailman so when the doctor transferred the pain to the FATHER it was transferred to the MAILMAN!