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I make these ecards like its my job. But lets be honest. If you make me your childs god parent, I will give them the best spiritual advice. I know a lot about vodka, gin, rum and other spirits

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I usually don't post anything with, um, questionable language but had to make an exception for this one!

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36 Of Our Favorite Parenting Memes - LDS SMILE

36 Of Our Favorite Parenting Memes

ADKD: Attention Deficit Kid Disorder: When you attempt to wash dishes but first must fix a blanket fort, fish a toy from behind the fridge, find a binky, sing the ABCs, and. hang on I hear crying. Pennington - this is our life!

I HATE hearing people chew gum.

That moment where you have so much crap to do you decide you're not going to do any of it. Story of my life.


Funny Confession Ecard: 'Do not machine wash or tumble dry' means I will never wash this.

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I'm not exactly sure what I'm so pissed about, but I'm a woman so that's not really the point.


oh my gosh yes. I dont have ADD attention deficit disorder. I have this isnt interesting enough to pay attention disorder. Understand the difference. I actually have adhd, but you get the idea

I watched 3 hours of the Oscars to watch him not win -__- Give the man a freaking Oscar.

Give Leonardo His Oscar! This poor, poor man. I truly and honestly feel terrible for him.

Let's Not Cry Over Spilled Beer

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon