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It isnt that im not a people personim just not a stupid people person funny quote - Collection Of Inspiring Quotes, Sayings, Images

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via: observando "I love everybody. Some i love to be around, some i love to avoid, and others i'd love to punch in the face." >>>ohhh that's what that feeling is. see i don't hate ppl, i really love them!

Life is too short to be serious all the time - http://jokideo.com/life-is-too-short-to-be-serious-all-the-time/

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me.I’ll laugh at you.

I Tried To Be Normal Once, Worst Two Minutes Of My Life

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. Me too - was the worst 4 years of my life.

That's what happens when you refuse to ask for directions. (View only)

Story of my life! Funny Quote Dictionary Quote Print Upcycled Dictionary Page Ecofriendly Vintage Dictionary HHP Original Road Less Traveled

Good friends

Looking for funny friendship quotes? Than stop searching and check out our collection of best funny quotes about friends. These funny sayings about friends and friendship are guarantee to make you laugh out loud.

Very helpful prayer at times. ;)

This is my fav prayer, every day I go to work. "Dear Lord, Please put your arm around me today and your hand over my mouth"

Be this type of woman

Tiny cupcake in the corner Funny Quote for Women / Inspirational Art by AgasBoxOfMiracles

Yup...

I've lost my ability to give a damn. if found, no need to return it. go ahead and keep it and see if it works for you.

i love you quote - Google Search

At first sight it was I love you with all my heart.now that my butt is bigger.I love you with all my butt!

great tip

Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead. Haha thus the reason I rarely drink orange juice I about died!

That's reassuring?

After watching copious amounts of crime drama I've come to the conclusion that serial killers only target women who wear matching bra and pantie sets. Feeling much safer now :)

Haha, yep

Husband Marriage Quotes: Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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