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Okaaaay!!

True that! Don't underestimate me darling. I can go from Lady to Ghetto in seconds.

Friends Are Like Underpants: Some crawl up your ass. Some snap under pressure. Some don't have the strength to hold you up. Some get a little twisted. Some support you. Some are your favorite. Some are cheap and just get bent out of shape. And some actually DO cover your ass when you need them!

Friends Are Like Underpants

If this isn't the truth idk what is!!!

what doesn't kill you fucks you up mentally. This made me laugh out loud!

I don't mind...and you sure don't matter!   That is so true! When you lose me that's your loss not mine because I am   freaking amazing!!!

If you don't like me, remember - it's mind over matter; I don't mind and you don't matter. Tell yourself this, though I just wish I could stick to it when people are judgmental.

True true

"Never kick me when I"m down because when I get back up.you're fucked.

Sometimes all you can do!

Just chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on . A Wise Person p. kaity we still didn't make a bucket :)

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. ~ God is Heart

365 Happiness Project 2014 – Quote 232 // my heart begs for chocolate and wine

Nah, I'm not that good at hiding feelings.  If I don't like you, there pretty much will never be a  problem knowing.  Women on the other hand have a tendency to hide it better, just because they are not as confrontational, unless they are talented in the art of fucking you up, physically.

Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I don't want to hit you in the face I always smile. (Although I rarely feel mean things, I just always smile.

succeding

Yep it's very true. Might as well accept it :) If at first you don't succeed try doing it the way Mom told you to in the beginning.

Never understand why people have to broadcast their relationship on Facebook if you have to justify it then I'd have a good hard look and ask why?

An occassional praise or quip is one thing, but putting your relationship drama all over FB for the world to see is a sure sign that there is a HUGE problem. And, if the ONLY thing you EVER post is drama. well, it& time to reevaluate.

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