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Why clean today when they will just turn it back into a shithole tomorrow. My thoughts exactly.


LOL ok i dont drink anymore and now i know my juddgment was always a bit skewed but this shit is too funny not to share. i def thought I had the answers and the no care attitude when i was buzzed

this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

Funny Family Ecard: If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.

My daughter doesn't do that shit. And parents that allow their kids to.well I will light you on fire and put a stick in your eye!

Scrolling for birth year

Nothing makes me feel old like having to scroll down to find my birth year.

No office with without it's own surprises.

40 TOTALLY Sarcastic Quotes for When Work Is Beating You Down

No office with without it's own surprises.

That urge you get to write 'No one gives a shit' on someone's status.

Funny Confession Ecard: That urge you get to write No one gives a shit on someones status.

You don't know me.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: screw you recommended serving size.

A one way ticket ;) lol!

I literally laughed out loud. BUT - I would choose my husband first and hope he had a million dollars hidden in his pocket!