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Why I had to turn around and walk the fuck away after almost three years of trying to bring guy I fell in love with back. Truth is, that guy never existed in the first place. It was all a masquerade. It took me this long to figure out and I am much wiser now.

Maybe he can't handle a strong, independent woman. Maybe he needs a skank.and truth comes out and he can't and he does and he's found one!

... as much as it's funny it is extremely true.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I don't need a man to solve my problems. I need a man who won't become a problem.

.sadly met each one of these Multiple times.."mr right"

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Well... one of  the biggest disappointments in my life. And YES...  YOU CAN STILL KISS IT!!!!!!

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you the biggest disappointment of my life. You may now kiss my ass.


This is so true in my life. Not sure why I always have to be the one to reach out first. I'm done being that person, friendship is a 2 way street. If you don't have "time" to contact me, then don't expect me to contact you.

And all the people said, Amen!

Funny Christmas Season Ecard: It just isn't Christmas unless you push your body to the brink of alcholism and diabetes.

Ain't that the truth!

I miss the age when...


Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.

Enough said!! Lol

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: What's our Status? He gives me a reason to shave my legs and buy new panties.

men are like fine wine

Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. Too funny!


"Some people come into your life as a blessing. other people come into your life as a lesson. Those people are better known as douchebags." BAHAHAHA Oh so true.


Too funny! Not meant toward my husband and my mother-in-law doesn't tell me how to handle my children. Just thought this was too funny!