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Men are like a fine wine. they start out as grapes, and it is up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Bahahaha. I get this feeling a lot... by araceli

"Two helping of flaming bitch with my breakfast" ecard lol Somedays!

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: You do realize that my vagina has an On and Off switch linked to the words that come out of your mouth.

Free and Funny News Ecard: You do realize that my vagina has an On and Off switch linked to the words that come out of your mouth.

@Martha R.- whenever someone needs punching in the face, I think of you. lol.

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

Checked my credit report. It said,

I need a good laugh. Let me see some hilarious wedding/marriage related meme's, ecards, cartoons, photos, videos anything that makes you laugh.

Haha. This reminds me of Sky...he has some old high school stories that could relate to this pin.

Hov do you think this is what those seniors were thinking when they lobbed those waterballoons into the cafeteria and nailed JD in the nuts?

Some may wonder why im constantly on my son's ass......but they never wonder why he's a wonderfully behaved 2 year old......? Um, HELLO!

Really, I was just born in the wrong time. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 96 Pics

Funny Confession Ecard: When I get old, I'm not going to sit around knitting. I'm going to be clicking my Life Alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up!

Funny Confession Ecard: When I get old, Im not going to sit around knitting. Im going to be clicking my Life Alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up! the-dark-side

Dieting is when you eat food that makes you sad. Yes.

I no longer feel this way. I don't feel like I am on a diet and if I am, well then, Dieting is when you eat food that makes you glad!

Funny Apology Ecard: Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue? My life it's not even funny

Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Sorry, I'm not Adele. I do, however, want to set fire to all of your stuff. Too funny

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

this is the most accurate thing ever. I don't get the whole bridesmaid thing, period. They get people they hardly ever talk to so it looks like they actually have friends.

That about sums it up...

Free and Funny News Ecard: Why yes, Wal-Mart, I'd love to wait in line for 30 minutes behind a pajama-clad person who lacks deodorant and a bra. It's so nice of you to have 2 whole registers open.

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