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Relatable Post I'm literally my own best friend. I have inside jokes with myself, and sometimes I'll start laughing out loud at how funny I am.

Strategically Placed Pinatas

Life would be a million times better if there were pinatas strategically placed throughout the day. [makes me miss Viva Piñata, the video game]

pretty much...

"I've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.so me.


I know some ppl like this. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.

This reminds me of that movie Nanny McPhee when the Nanny gives the kids medicine :)

"No, Grape cough medicine, you don't taste like grape. You taste like death and the tears of small children. Not grape.

I can think of a person or two that just might have a mosquito flying around their head! Hahahaha!!!!

I'll Have to remember this there are a few i'd like to slap LOL and don't slap so hard it's not believable that there is a mosquito there!

Once you proactively DECIDE that you're going to start working out on a consistent basis, the next logical question is WHEN?  There is so...

yep, i should keep a pad and pen next to my bed so i can remember it in the morning

I definitely thought that was true when I was a little kid!

My brother told me aliens and monsters lived under the bed.then the next morning I stuck my led off and hit the dog's leg and thought it was a monster's leg.from then on i would crawl to the end of the bed and take a flying leap out of my room :D

But we only have enough sauce for 5 of you. SO ME! I rock at cooking but hang it up with measuring pasta. Leftovers anyone?

Like THAT !!!

"When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing". It does not mean O am free. It means I am doing nothing". - This is a great quote! Instead of having to come up with a story of what I really am doing.