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so true! I do text random things when I drink the vodka.

I really used to do that... Even in other people's houses

Ummm yep, sometimes that is me at night. because there's TOTALLY a murderer lurking in the shower.

the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

You know who this is for!!

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All the time!

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

funny, Dora, and teenager post image

Funny pictures about Stranded on a desert island. Oh, and cool pics about Stranded on a desert island. Also, Stranded on a desert island photos.

.Trust me, you can dance.

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This is the truth of the matter: “I’m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios”. Birthday gift anyone?

Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator...Will pass out anywhere...Poor decision making skills...Argumentative...Speaks gibberish...Cries for no apparent reason...Zero inhibitions...No personal boundaries...Spontaneous vomiting...Poor short term memory...Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]...One track mind...Loses everything...One volume setting – LOUD!

lol- 20 Ways Toddlers are Like Drunk People - Hilarious! More applicable to me, 20 ways dealing with a drunk person is like a toddler

too true, despite the fact that it should say "woman" and not "women". Grammar people

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

If your partner was wearing something that was embarrassing, what would you do? Read my thoughts in today's blog here: http://www.kisw.com/pages/11281358.php?pid=424059

Words We Need To End When 2013 Ends

This makes me laugh my butt off! I own at least 10 different pairs of crocs including my winter boots and I get lots of compliments! SO FUNNY! LOVE MY CROCS!

Sadly this is my montra during too many weekends....

If it requires pants and/or a bra, it's not happening today.yep that's me on most Sundays!

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