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Someone from Springfield posted a whisper, which reads "When I started college, I got excited about referring to my instructors as "professor" rather than "mr/mrs". Because it made me feel like I was in the Harry Potter universe.

Hand Sanitizer

Voldemort = Hand sanitizer Avada Kedavra Germs is what I will say now every time i use hand sanitizer

Thankyou to the kind gentleman on the train today that discreetly and maturely pointed out that I had period blood on my pants. Offering your jacket as a shield was a lovely gesture. coffee, my shout?

Thankyou to the kind gentleman on the train today that discreetly and maturely pointed out that I had period blood on my pants. Offering your jacket as a shield was a lovely gesture. coffee, my shout?

Harry Potter

Harry Potter "Don't let the Muggles get you down" Medium, pale blue square mug - Hand Painted Quote Mug with Owls via Etsy.

"I sometimes wish I could get a mild case of amnesia and reread the Harry Potter series again." All confessions courtesy of Whisper.

16 Confessions Only True "Harry Potter" Fans Will Understand

"I sometimes wish I could get a mild case of amnesia and reread the Harry Potter series again." All confessions courtesy of Whisper. >>> I miss how exited I was when I first read Harry Potter

Me: How old is your baby? Them: Oh, 137 weeks. Me: *sighs* *pulls out calculator, protractor, venn diagram and telescope*

Me: How old is your baby? Them: Oh, 137 weeks. Me: *sighs* *pulls out calculator, protractor, venn diagram and telescope*. I mean, why can't people just say instead of 18 months?

I saw a random girl crying at the park today. So I walked over to the flowery bushes, picked a bouquet, and left it on the bench next to her with a note that said "never, ever, ever give up."

I saw a random girl crying at the park today. So I walked over to the flowery bushes, picked a bouquet, and left it on the bench next to her with a note that said "never, ever, ever give up.

As a teenager, I am told to start acting and speaking like an adult. However, when I voice my opinions, I am told that I am too young to be talking about "these issues". There's no respect.

As a teenager, I am told to start acting and speaking like an adult. However, when I voice my opinions, I am told that I am too young to be talking about "these issues". There's no respect. Remember parents you are raising adults not children.

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