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sunnuva!

Free and Funny Labor Day Ecard: I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen.

its called birth control and teaching kids how to be safe :) not taking away PLANNED parenthood sillys

A-freakin'-men!"there should be a rule that you can't have any more kids while on welfare.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

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Bibles aren't allowed in schools but are encouraged in prisons. If kids were allowed to read it in school, they may not end up in prison

Those actually are my top four wishes.

Humor ecard: My top 4 wishes are: to earn money without working, to be smart without studying, to love without being hurt and to eat without getting fat - Peg It Board on imgfave

Strength + Bail $

Lord give me patience.Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Your dumb shit is what makes me want to get tanked at 11 am.

A Strongly Worded Letter to People Who Obsessively Update Us On Their Workouts. #WeDontGiveA  #FUCK

A Strongly Worded Letter to People Who Go Too Hard at the Gym

Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout. Tell us about your workout, Lauren

Funny Confession Ecard: I may seem like this nice, quiet type but I'm only silent because you would find my thoughts highly offensive.

I am the nice, quiet type, but certain times this is definitely a factor in my quietness.

AMEN!

Funny pictures about I want to like people. Oh, and cool pics about I want to like people. Also, I want to like people.

I don't know about you, but I've thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child.

Free and Funny News Ecard: I don't know about you, but I've thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child.

I have seriously thought this before...

Drama in real life means real issues.like peeing at intermission.

I HATE when that happens! ! Even worse, If It's in my car & they Have the nerve to tURN it DOWN!  Like damn.

you're speaking during my favorite part of this song and that makes me homicidal.SO TRUE!

pretty much

I have 'Cleaning ADD'. I start dusting, and 6 loads of laundry, a sparkling toilet and reorganized cabinets later. This is definitely me!

I wish :/ Convenience is out the window.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: You know what sounds amazing for dinner? Anything I don't have to cook.

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