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Ew, that tingly feeling is common sense leaving your body

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100 Inspirational and Motivational Quotes of All Time! (21)

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 SO me! HAHA!

We are intelligent, classy, well-educated women who say FUCK a lot!

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I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

@Kristen Lindquist @April Solberg. Truth.

"Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking. should I put this under my TRUTH board?

:-) it's true....

yep, i should keep a pad and pen next to my bed so i can remember it in the morning

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Today's kids will never know the feeling of slamming a phone shut after an argument, now all you can do is poke your screen in an angry rage.

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My Life Is So Romantic, Except It’s Not… I'm Awaiting Cary Grant...

Good thing I'm funny! =) "My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.

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I know some ppl like this. Lemme catch one of them trying to roast marshmallows on my fire. I'll give them a BIG HUG so we can roast together.

Holding a Gun

Yep -You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands for instance if they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.

The mistaken use of them is a major pet peeve of mine. (19 Jokes Only Grammar Nerds Will Understand)

19 Jokes Only Grammar Nerds Will Understand

The mistaken use of them is a major pet peeve of mine. Jokes Only Grammar Nerds Will Understand)

I often find myself in awe at the amount of time it takes my daughter to put up her messy bun!!

Pretty much my life story. Long hair in the summer means messy buns everyday!

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