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"Fun sized" is a lie. Less chocolate =less fun. BOOM and the truth is out!

Baby on board. Oh really? Ok. I was going to ram into the back of you car, but now I won't.

Baby on board.

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

Funny Weekend Ecard: So, I am going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, tell them I'm OUTSTANDING! I dont know why this made me chuckle.

My feelings exactly! Probably why I burn my tongue so often, lol.

Free and Funny Farewell Ecard: I'll be damned if after the 5 longest minutes of my life, I'm going to

Ill name the shop "comfort food"

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

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You know it's time for a pedicure when you can exfoliate one foot with the other one.

or I will just take a chance and throw it on in there

Funny Confession Ecard: 'Do not machine wash or tumble dry' means I will never wash this.

I am iron man!

Logical proof that female = Iron Man! Iron Man is a female?

Hate oatmeal raisin cookies. If you're going to have a cookie, why put oatmeal and raisins in it?!

Funny Confession Ecard: Raisin oatmeal cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

Funny Confession Ecard: Well, today was a complete waste of make up.

Well, today was a complete waste of make up. Or hair, or outfit. Haha happens a lot!


Singing a song you don't know? That 15 second part you DO know is coming up.and you're gonna OWN that shit. STORY OF MY LIFE!

Let's Not Cry Over Spilled Beer

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon

I'm sure many of you can relate. LOL! Thanks @Anna Gonzalez!

A Funny Mom Quotes --> truth. definitely okay to cry over spilled breastmilk

Oh god, YES!!

Free and Funny Graduation Ecard: I believe basic common sense should be taught in schools since it obviously isn't being taught at home any longer.