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Real ladies drink wine I am crazy bitch that drinks vodka from the bottle

Today I saw something that reminded me of you. But don't worry, I flushed and everything went back to normal. | Thinking Of You Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Friendship Ecard: So then they handcuffed me and said 'Anything you say can and will be held against you' So I said 'Johnny Depp'. Robert Downy junior, Liam and Chris Hemsworth!

That would be a Nope

Some uterus' should do this! Somebody asked me if I wanted to have another child. Before I could answer, my uterus jumped out of my body and into oncoming traffic.


Three little words that are way better than “I love you”: “I brought wine” “Want a cupcake?” “You’re way prettier” “I was wrong”

Actually, I had to learn that one on my own, but I'm think I'm picking it up nicely...and I've certainly taught my girls how to do it.  :)

Funny Breakup Ecard: Well its a pity your mother din't teach you how to treat a woman. Fortunately for me, mine taught me how to treat a douchebag.

People who work more than 48 hours-a-week are at greater risk of increasing their alcohol intake to dangerous levels, new research has revealed.Finnish researchers studied 333,696 people from 14 d

Long work hours linked to hazardous drinking

Hahahaha!  But seriously, every time.

Ryan butt dials me all the time, and I am guilty of listening to what he has to say.

hahaha wine ecards

I started cooking with Wine last night. After 5 glasses I forgot why I was in the kitchen.

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"Money can't buy happiness, but I'd cheer up much faster sipping a margarita on the beach outside of my oceanfront mansion." - Funny but slightly true.