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Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

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Funny Anniversary Ecard: On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time & how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.

Hahaha @Hayley Demanett this made me think of you

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: 'Your obsession with cats is out of control and I can't handle it anymore!' 'So, you're kicking meeeowt?

4:50 pm mwf

5:01pm every work day

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: This job is a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received Raises, promotions and other signs of appreciation.

Best caption of this ecard picture. EVER.

Funny Flirting Ecard: You had me at 'Lets go to Disney World'. My husband proposed to me on our second date (the day after our first date) standing in line for tix at Disney World. We have been married almost 27 years AWWWWW!

Oh my... I think I know the person it was named for.

Funny Confession Ecard: So I heard they're naming a new paint color after you. It's called Whore Red. Not very bright, but it's cheap and spreads really easily.

This is an actual thing. Sarcasm has feelings too, and it settles deep within my gut when not released. My family does not appreciate my sarcastic personality

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes it hurts physically to hold in my sarcastic comments.

Heating your dinner

Funny Confession Ecard: My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis and asked what was I doing. Apparently, heating your dinner was not the right answer.

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Funny Family Ecard: I hate it when ugly people say 'I need my beauty sleep.' Bitch, you need to hibernate. Sorry but it's really funny!