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And depends who is coming over cause seriously I'm not wearing any damn pants

So glad I don't have to deal with this dumb bitch MKg anymore or LS anymore for that matter by lorraine

Funny Confession Ecard: She thinks she's hot shit on a silver platter but she's just a cold turd on a paper plate. Ain't that the truth!

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For the love of grammar! *meme/ecard bomb* - BabyCenter

For the love of grammar! *meme/ecard bomb*

For the love of grammar! *meme/ecard bomb* - BabyCenter well dang I like that word.

It takes about 2.9 seconds for me to go from 'this is the best day ever' to 'I want to stab every person on planet Earth.'

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: It takes about seconds for me to go from 'this is the best day ever' to 'I want to stab every person on planet Earth.

remember as far as anyone know we're a nice normal family. lol

LOL I wish I could say this wasn't true! "My family is tempermental: Half temper, Half mental" Funny Quotes About Family Jokes.

I just ran my first marathon this morning.  Just kidding.  I'm on my third cupcake.

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

Thanks for going out of your way to unfriend me on facebook, your passive-agressive way of ending of our friendship really took some balls.

this is exactly why i *don't* unfriend ppl who aren't really friends becaus omg cassie johnson lol e i don't want them thinking i'm being passive-aggressive when really, i just can't stand the "clutter" of people on my friend list that i never talk to!

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Some mornings I wake up and think, yep, todays the day I punch someone square in the throat.

Yuck, I have almost broken my neck trying to flush with my foot.

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

@Kayla Barkett Snyder the other night in the parking lot...I have so much to do and tonight I am going home and doing none of it haha

Happy Monday

That moment where you have so much crap to do you decide you're not going to do any of it. Story of my life.

Forget what my tattoos are going to look like on me in 60 years. Start worrying about what that fatty decaying animal flesh is going to look like on you.

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: Forget what my tattoos are going to look like on me in 60 years. Start worrying about what that fatty decaying animal flesh is going to look like on you.

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