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we may not be talking, but if i find out you are fucking with them i will whoop the shit out of you! only i get to mess with them.... yes, i know for some uneducated reason you do not believe in evolution Angel & Jason.

If you mess with the little sister, there is always a bigger crazier. I'm that bigger crazier sister

I have tried running, but I kept spilling my wine.  There goes THAT New Year's resolution!

Funny Confession Ecard: I have tried running, but I kept spilling my wine.try a sippy cup, Candi!

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I was just telling my kids that we had to square dance in PE when I was in high school (Thank God we did that cuz I NEVER used that a day in my life after that).they were like, "what's square dancing?

wish this wasn't true!

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

This day sucks Balls. Bahahahahahahaha!!!!!! I REALLY LOVE WINE

how i feel a lot lol Roses are dead, violets are fine. This day sucks balls. I really love wine.

Highly appropriate for this broken foot of mine. LOL. Luckily there's pintrest!

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: Forecast for today: Unproductive with a chance of dicking around.