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Free and Funny Seasonal Ecard: Of course I am sad you're going back to school, because I have to stay home all alone where it's quiet and do whatever I want.

Home is where you can say anything you want because nobody listens to you anyway.

Funny Family Ecard: Home is where you can say anything you want because nobody listens to you anyway.

Really? Now your the saint? Call me a whore? You're a crazy loser! Move along dumb ass!

This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!

36 Of Our Favorite Parenting Memes - LDS SMILE

36 Of Our Favorite Parenting Memes

ADKD: Attention Deficit Kid Disorder: When you attempt to wash dishes but first must fix a blanket fort, fish a toy from behind the fridge, find a binky, sing the ABCs, and. hang on I hear crying. Pennington - this is our life!

The next person who says that being a stay-at-home mom is easy, is gonna get punched in the face. With a hammer.

The next person who says that being a stay-at-home mom is easy, is gonna get punched in the face. With a hammer. maybe not so much with a hammer but they will feel it!

It's Monday ...

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And then she had the audacity to ask if I wanted regular or decaf. I said, ‘Honey, it’s Monday…don’t even play.

If you would just listen and do something the first time I asked, Mommy wouldn't have to lose her shit.

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Free and Funny Family Ecard: If you would just listen and do something the first time I asked, Mommy wouldn't have to lose her shit.

I hate it when couples have a little fight & then change their Facebook status to "single." I fight with my parents, and don't change my status to "orphan." | Family Ecard

This is so true it's like people are trying to convince themselves when they post incessantly about their relationships! Beautiful couple though.

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Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. That's exactly how I fold my fitted sheets up. I figure the wrinkles will disappera once I make the bed (~_~)

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Funny Seasonal Ecard: For Father's Day I'm going to make breakfast, take care of the kids and do all my husband's laundry, oh wait.

That urge you get to write "No one gives a shit" on someone's status. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Confession Ecard: That urge you get to write No one gives a shit on someones status.

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This is so me! Told my husband I had to run out to Target so I was leaving him with the kids, should take no more then 20 mins. He fell for it. I'm going to walk every sq ft of that store with a caramel macchiatto & my coupons!

'If you want to go running with me, you better be prepared to walk a lot.' Hahahaha.  I love it.

to go running with me , you ’d better be prepared to walk a lot

If Facebook had a 'who really cares' button. Honey you would finally get the attention you crave.

A pet peeve of mine. the complaints of a run ragged stay at home mom. try being a single mother with a full time job. Or just a mother with a full time job. I've done both and can tell you which is more difficult.

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