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Free and Funny Seasonal Ecard: Of course I am sad you're going back to school, because I have to stay home all alone where it's quiet and do whatever I want.

Can I get a witness?

Can I get a witness?


Her plan left her with a nice pension going out, medical care, and a great support system. I always thought that she planned the hell out of her retirement.

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this sign needed in preschools o_O

Hhaha, I always say so sympathetically to my kids when they're whining, "Oooh what's that? I can't hear what you're saying through the whining.* Works every time!

I can't stand when the girls scream for no reason!!! It's all kaylees vocab consist of lately

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I am half way there! No kids, just need the stay at home part! No words have ever described me more appropriately than this.

This is not going on my humor board. I need a hopes and dreams board.

Glad I'm not the only one who feels this way. Although my mother guilt does whisper, "But you only have one child and this card says "kids"..."  SHUTUP, MOTHER GUILT!!

this pretty much sums it up.

Ahahahaha!!! yip - sounds like me!!!

The truth about Bikini Season.the truth of my life!

Illustrates how frustrating sassy back talk can be.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm always worried about the safety of my children, especially when they get all sassy and think they can back talk me.

Home is where you can say anything you want because nobody listens to you anyway.

Funny Family Ecard: Home is where you can say anything you want because nobody listens to you anyway.

this must be why things never get finished at my house

ADKD: Attention Deficit Kid Disorder: When you attempt to wash dishes but first must fix a blanket fort, fish a toy from behind the fridge, find a binky, sing the ABCs, and. hang on I hear crying. Pennington - this is our life!

@Carolyn De Vera. We were just talking about this!!!!

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Then they handcuffed me and said 'Anything you say can and will be held against you.' So I said 'Jon Bon Jovi.



I don't care who you marry because I am not a hate filled religious control freak who enjoys destroying freedom and forcing others to live as I dictate.

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