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veryyy trueee

But not before telling what kind of lazy, needy, selfish bitch you will ALWAYS BE! Your sooooo JEALOUS ;


When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. - I don't compete with my friends. I think this idea is really cool if I should have kids.

Gonna have to start memorizing these ecards so I can use them in the future. #notgoodwithcomebacks lol

Funny Confession Ecard: There are over 7 trillion nerves in the human body and you have succeeded in getting on every single one of them.

Forget genetics, the leading cause of alcoholism is probably the general public.

Funny Confession Ecard: Keep it up, pal. You're heading for a starring role in an episode of 'Snapped'. This made me burst out laughing!

It's too bad that there are actually some people who bring this feeling out in me.

I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I would drink it.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Wedding...$20,000 Divorce...$5,000 Seeing my ex fail miserably at life without me....Priceless!

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