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veryyy trueee

But not before telling what kind of lazy, needy, selfish bitch you will ALWAYS BE! Your sooooo JEALOUS ;

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Ugh bitch just don't understand he don't care what u gotta say so stop texting him wit ur desperate ass

Attention whore you know who you are

#Bitch

#Bitch

This is seriously the funniest compilation of the shows! Hahahahaha

Funny pictures about Girls from Toddlers and Tiaras telling the truth. Oh, and cool pics about Girls from Toddlers and Tiaras telling the truth. Also, Girls from Toddlers and Tiaras telling the truth.

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for married couples ;) #ecard #ecards

22 Hilarious Cards for Couples Who Want to Express Their Love Honestly as Possible - BlazePress

My mom posted this with the caption "note to my daughter". She's pretty funny. And this is all too accurate. Hehe.

Olive Oil & Sea Salt-Garlic Popcorn

Funny Confession Ecard: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail! laughing out loud

Sometimes I wonder how you sleep at night, then I remember you are a self centered asshole with no conscience.

Free, Confession Ecard: Sometimes I wonder how you sleep at night, then I remember you are a self centered asshole with no conscience.

Did you double major in douchebaggery and assholism or are you just a natural in these fields?

Free, Workplace Ecard: Did you double major in douchebaggery and assholism or are you just a natural in these fields?

That's a fact! You will always be a pathetic, sad, haggard, gross, stupid bitch. The only thing you are good for is a laugh. When you get the courage to stop hiding behind the internet,  and can fight your OWN battle, walk from your grandma's house and come find me :). And I know you'll see this because you can't stop stalking me, you crazy ass.

You will always be a pathetic, sad, haggard, gross, stupid bitch. And I know you'll see this because you can't stop stalking me.

I'll be here!

I will be here. I doubt it would happen, but I will be waiting.

And scraped your face in the ghetto - whore!

sorry you missed the smart train and ended up on the bacl of the fucktard wagon, then fell out and into the dumbass ditch.

lol

Funny Confession Ecard: Curling irons have a warning tag that says 'For external use only.' Which one of you sick people made that necessary?

Oh, you expected ME to keep in contact with YOU but not vice-versa? My bad, I forgot that's how friendship worked.

Unfortunately, this is true of a couple of 'friendships' I finally let go of. I felt like a needy street beggar every time I tried to contact them.

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