I decided to make a Pokémon horoscope, because the only one I could find was a shitty one (sorry). I think it turned out good! Btw, the only pokémon who isn't randomly placed is Gastly. Because Gastly is like a halloween pkmn or something, hahah.
Cubone Theory - I have always felt like this was true. Now I really thing it is. Cubone is a baby Kangaskhan . Like this post says, Cubones wear the skull of their dead mother. I feel if this theory is true, no one will be surprised.