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Be careful in that tanning bed, or I will starting telling u that u have been dorito raped

That's weird, I did it and it told me I had arrived at my destination...

Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: I typed 'Bitch' into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.

Ijs is altijd goed

I'm going to open an ice cream shop and name the flavors things like: dont be sad, he's not worth it, you deserve better. That would be awesome!

Sure, I'll go on a run with you.  But only if it's to the liquor store.  And we drive there.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Sure, I'll go on a run with you. But only if it's to the liquor store. And we drive there.

When people quit believing the bullshit the media tells us and the government can figure out how to profit from it, it will be legal. Marijuana is safer than cigarettes and alcohol and even serves medicinal purposes.

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"When people quit believing the bullshit the media tells us and the government can figure out how to profit from it, it will be legal. Marijuana is safer than cigarettes and alcohol and even serves medicinal purposes." lesson is, weed is okay.

Priceless mom joke! How I wish I could really tell my kid to say this when he's older!

"Next time the bully asks for your lunch money, tell him you left it on his mother's dresser." I can't stop laughing at this!

LOL #funny

Free, Encouragement Ecard: You're riding a horse full speed. there's a giraffe beside you. and you're being chased by a lion . get your drunk ass off the carousel

Omg... I dealt with it from Sat until Tues.. No more!!! I have dogs that freak and kids trying to stay asleep all night long!!! Ughhh

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

just don;t ask me to explain it again, that aaaagggggh

Laughing at your dumb ignorant ass every day Vegas wanna be Barbie bimbo!

Hahahaha!!!! So true!

If This Card Doesn’t Speak The Truth

so true.I usually pin a workout and then a dessert right after.

kids running lemonade stands

I'm pretty tired of these kids running lemonade stands acting like they've never even heard of vodka before. See that, he came to a lemonade stand with an empty hand, I came with airline bottles of Smirnoff

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