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Lesson One: Only trust People who like Big Butts. They Cannot Lie. *Please Spay & Neuter. Save a Life ~ Adopt from shelter/rescue ♥

Want to do this at church

I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait.so evil!

Un-Inspirational Sayings...

shoot pack lunch dinner breakfast for the next day because its going to take a long while funny ecard

iphowned

Funny Workplace Ecard: Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

You can't get it perfect every time. Everyone's learning as they go!

Good Judgment comes from Experience and experience, ~ well that comes from poor Judgement. " Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Seriously, use your head before you listen to bullshit.

What other people say or think about me is their problem.what I say or think of myself is my problem.what God knows about me is the truth.and His truth will set me free! May I believe what God knows to be true!

Yup how i feel with my job! Lol

You mind if I leave early boss? I'm coming down with a bad case of f*ck this place /// epidemic.

Um.

Funny Independence Day Ecard: I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom.until they're flashing behind you.

probably... at least I'll have lots of friends there!

Yup, that sounds about right

The story of my life. // I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.

Well, well, well, it's named after you SHARI B! You should be very honored.

Funny Confession Ecard: So I heard they're naming a new paint color after you. It's called Whore Red. Not very bright, but it's cheap and spreads really easily.

shut your mouth when your talking to me

biggest pet peeve when people interrupt the middle of your sentence.

This would have been better then the other kindness, it never really killed anyone!

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: To Do List: Buy a sword. Name it Kindness. Kill people with Kindness.

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