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Women and confessions. This is so true! "Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world, but they still want a confession.


Dryer lint: Cremated remains of missing socks. So true. More here: 20 Hilarious Funeral Humor Memes // Funny

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A baby just smiled at me and now I want..... Nope, it's crying now. Nope

That's So Laughable! A baby just smiled at me and now I want.Nope, it's crying now. haha this is so me!

Yep, that's right.

Totally me in a haunted house! Or yeah.basically anywhere dark.

seriously XD

Periods are ridiculous. I shouldn't be punished for not being pregnant.

:-) it's true....

yep, i should keep a pad and pen next to my bed so i can remember it in the morning

Yeah, in this household the man is used to measuring a few times and cutting 5 or 6, cursing loudly, throwing stuff, measuring a few more times then asking the wife for help.  Skipping to the last step would save on average 6 trips to various hardware stores and a few sore toes but, whatever, dude.  You're the man so do it wrong for 8.5 hours then give up and call in the "expert"

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Now this is exactly how Future Progression feels like. Half dreaming and half awake.

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

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But we only have enough sauce for 5 of you. SO ME! I rock at cooking but hang it up with measuring pasta. Leftovers anyone?

Lol this reminded me of you!!!!  You know those moments we get chocked on to say because we're laughing about it first =D

Story of my Life! I do this, seriously, all the time. The worst part is: when you actually do finish the story and no one else laughs.

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Yes, my baby birds died.but I couldn't help but giggle at this. Baby birds don't poop on cars, only in the nest :)

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Yep -You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands for instance if they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.

That's me

Relatable Post I pretty much spend all day, every day, just looking forward to going back to sleep. So true and so me.