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Ok I will try

I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the." I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.


My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT? {i know u will appreciate the dentist humor} ;

Don't confuse me with your technical terms!

Use words like "You pass Target on your left, then take a right at the CVS" LANDMARKS people!

How good's a nap

That moment when you have so many things to do, so you decide to take a nap instead.

Daily Sarcasm – A kick-butt collection of funnies - PMSLweb

Literally laughed and nearly snorted! A collection of quotes that will blow your minds away! from love quotes, inspirational quotes,.

Oh sure, you're street smart.

Check out these comebacks, funny quotes and sassy (and utterly sarcastic) insults to let them know how you REALLY feel.

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