I hate the way that some bandages really stick out on your skin - especially on the face. With the Chameleon Bandage – Band-aid Redesign by Xue Xing Wu, Zi Yu Li, Yue Hua Zhu & Zhi Qiang Wang, it will camouflage to your skin tone.
Here's another "gag gift" craft idea. Belly Button Lint Remover -Take a long bead and stick a piece of pipe-cleaner through it, make a tiny loop at one end so it won't come out of the bead. (For my Dad!