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I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry . Don't start getting up in my face when it's way past nom time.

New life moto? :)

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. Would depend on what (or who) the sweaty things are, though.


Train your mind. For some positive thinking does not come naturally. One should 'train' to be an optimistic.


This makes me laugh so hard because I am a cranky cow today! Awesome things will happen today if you choose not to be a miserable cow.

One Of The Best Feelings Of A Broke College Student,  Click the link to view today's funniest pictures!

Best Feeling of a Broke College Student. This made me laugh even though when I go to college my parents will more than likely still paying for my gas.

It makes me want to take a bat to the small car.

funny quote - I hate thinking I've found a parking spot, and it turns out to be a small car. *Like almost every time I'm in a parking lot!

I don't play stupid though.

Literally every day of my life. i always have to explain that I'm not a creeper. i just have a photographic memory!

lol  Yes, it's a very jarring thing to wake up to.

so true. the poster up on the wall above my bed fell down on my face in the middle of the night, and I thought I was getting kidnapped and I would have to fend off the attacker in my pjs! I nearly had a heart attack.

Teenagers Tin Sign

RAM Gameroom Teenagers Act Now Sign Game Room Decor Outdoor Teenagers Act Now Sign. Sign Text:Teenagers Tired of being harassed by your parents?

These are also the first couples to claim how fantastic their life is!

Those Facebook couples…

I don't understand those couples who fight and a minute later change their status to single. I mean, I fight with my parents and you don't see me change my status to orphan

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't tell if people are becoming more stupid or if my tolerance for idiots is getting lower.

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't tell if people are becoming more stupid or if my tolerance for idiots is getting lower

Sorry for all the profanity-filled posts lately, but quite frankly, with the week I've had, they're so apropos.

"I'm afraid I can't go. I've already taken off my bra so I'm in for the night." Totally me