Just Remember Cramps Are Better Than Contractions! Yes, unless cramps FEEL like contractions!


This is totally me. Funny Apology Ecard: Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate. And by sorry, I mean you're welcome.

something to think about

Free and Funny News Ecard: Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.


Funny Thinking of You Ecard: I'm not saying you're a slut, but you've put more balls in your mouth than the Hungry Hungry Hippos.

It’s not that I’m shy…

People who feel this is true got it wrong! Its not that your shy or won't talk to people! It's that most people won't talk to you! You have a very unfriendly personality! People stay away!

#running #inspiration #motivation

I know I have a vagina, but I'm gonna need you to suck my dick.

This is so me!

The only thing I hate more than having a dirty house is cleaning.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today.' On the back 'But I won't do that.


Free, Confession Ecard: I'm too old to drop it like its hot. I'm just gonna sit down like its warm.

adhd meme - Google Search

I haven't been diagnosed with adhd, but I have all the problems.