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Well...there must be a phonetic language country out there somewhere...I mean if that's what is important to them.

The word 'phonetically' doesn't even start with an f. Shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us.

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The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in That means it only took 100 years for men to realize their brain is also important.

Its okay, but its not okay.

Being an atheist is okay. Being a Christian is okay. Being a reindeer is okay. Shaming religions is not okay. Being homophobic, racist or hateful is not okay. Bullying another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not okay.

Not pizza

"Celery is water & not pizza.and this is why I can do without celery.

Lol I couldn't help but laugh!

Because the teacher called you an IDIOT, and you made a joke.did the teacher get detention? There is no fairness here

life sarcastic quotes - Buscar con Google

Funny pictures about Advanced sarcasm. Oh, and cool pics about Advanced sarcasm. Also, Advanced sarcasm photos.

Million dollars

I told my friend "before I die I want my last words to be 'I left a million dollars under the." I said "One minute, I have to die first." He said "oh, okay. How long will that take?" I replied "not really sure.

hahaha!  this made me laugh.  Most bodybuilders are very intelligent - they know anatomy, kinesiology, digestion, nutrition, etc.

"Education is important, but big biceps are importanter" is not wrong because "importanter" is not a word, there also needs to be a period and education needs to be capitalized. Grammar win: Education is important, but big biceps are more important.

Yes yes!

We played "the floor is lava" all the time when we were kids. It was SO fun jumping across the living room from couch to couch.

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