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Omg, I think this all the time! Lol!

Funny Confession Ecard: next time someone tells me to expect the unexpected I'm going to punch them in the face & ask if they expected that.

I love being in my kitchen.

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: I'm sorry I was a hateful, foul mouthed, binge eating maniac this week. But now that I've got my period, hold me & tell me I'm pretty.

Mmhm.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: You're ridiculous. And by that I mean, we are going to best friends.

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Funny Confession Ecard: Some people just need a high five In the face With a chair. - Too funny!

Exactly

Not Remotely As Expected

Only toilet paper deals with more assholes than I do on a regular basis.

@Betsy Dickerhoff :) hahahaha! it's ok mom... just admit it

5 funniest Mother's Day e-cards!

I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child. I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child. I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child.

This is my life with my class. EVERY DAY.

Hhaha, I always say so sympathetically to my kids when they're whining, "Oooh what's that? I can't hear what you're saying through the whining.* Works every time!

Soooo true! My husband is amazing for putting up with this from me!

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: Anything you say will be used against you, in an argument, 11 months from now. Because I'm a woman, and we never forget anything. Ever.

I bought olympic condoms for you. Wear the silver one and try coming second for a change.

Free and Funny Thinking Of You Ecard: I bought olympic condoms for you. Wear the silver one and try coming second for a change.

Middle school girls probably think this all the time! I know teachers do!

So true! Happy Wednesday!

A guy I work with sprays Axe Body Spray all over himself after every break to "cover up" the smell of cigarette smoke. He continues to smell like smoke and now also smells of nasty Axe Body Spray.

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