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Seriously.

So true, not telling someone they're insane and punching them in the face doesn't make me fake it means I'm an adult, who handles things with maturity vs stomping my feet, making something out of nothing and letting other people handle my problems

I'd block you, but then I couldn't see all the stupid things you put on Facebook and make fun of you for them.

I honestly feel this way for an uneasy number of people. at the same time, I think an uneasy number of people feel this about me as well

I sooo have someone in mind for this....

Watkins - just thought this one was funny! Bitch please! I'd have to drop 10 IQ points, sleep with 100 more men, and look like a cracked out clown whore, to be like you.

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No office with without it's own surprises.

40 TOTALLY Sarcastic Quotes for When Work Is Beating You Down

No office with without it's own surprises.

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I'm sorry that I got angry and said a lot of things that I meant but still should not have said. --this is totally me.

& just cut yo ass off! Straight like that!!!

Not always so great to notice every little thing but we can't help it! A super INFJ like me sometimes has to avert her eyes. Some things are better left unsaid (and you don't have to say it for the INFJ to hear it).

cRAZy WORLD: I GET CALLED A "BITCH" QUITE OFTEN..BUT ...

Funny Confession Ecard: I get called a Bitch quite often. What I don't get called is a pushover, stupid, sweetheart, or a doormat. Works for me.

"She's really nice once you get to know her..." Pretty sure this is how my friends describe me...

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate it when people say 'She's really nice once you get to know her.' They might as well say 'She's a bitch but you'll get used to it.' --reminds me of someone I used to work with!: E Card, Quotes, Fun

Omg i so wanna tell a few people this right now!!

The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It.

I'm not an astronomer, but i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.

Sometimes people just need to hear it. Check out these comebacks, funny quotes and sassy (and utterly sarcastic) insults to let them know how you REALLY feel.

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