"Hold my beer" ?!?!?! but seriously, What the (actual) _ _ _ _?
"You're the most important thing to me" the dragon announced. Then he looked up thoughtfully, "Also gold, gold is good."
Ernest Hemingway-this could go anywhere....
Squirrel Wars. What are the squirrels fighting about? Are other animals fighting or just the squirrels?
"I'm finally free!" "Grandmother? But Father told me that you were arrested for Grandfather's murder." "Ha. Your father lied to you. He trapped me in here as punishment, just like every other criminal he's found too violent for the real world. Including ones from the future."
A stark contrast of reality! Perception is everything!
(Open rp. Im her. Guy needed) "Come on, wake up!" He shouted, shaking me. "You can't just die like that, c'mon!" He scooped me up off the pavement and I groaned, shifting a bit. "Come on!" He yelled. "Sara! Please!"
There will come a time when you think everything is finished...