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the only 2 reasons i listen to voicemails.. 1. if i don't know the number. 2. to get rid of the icon on the screen

I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

It might be a little true...

Less stressful than war. If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not speaking to each other.

All the time! It probably doesnt even get me anywhere faster.

I can relate: That awkward run/walk you do when a car lets you cross the road.

I think I will print this on a t-shirt, I have several places I would like to wear it!

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I think sarcasm is the defense against drama, bullshit and stupidity. Being a smartass is a defense against people who don't get sarcasm.

I'd be such an awesome mega rich person, I just know it! haha

Dear Lord, all I ask is a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make me a bad person. I've been making that deal for years.

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Her "nagging" is a sign she cares? Her nagging is a sign that she's a nagging bitch.

"every guy thinks every girls' dream is to find the perfect guy... pssh, every girls' dream is to eat without getting fat." -Anon.

Every guy thinks every girl dreams is to find the perfect guy. Every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat.

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Funny pictures about Seriously Math. Oh, and cool pics about Seriously Math. Also, Seriously Math.

Hate to say this happens all the time...

Story of my life! Autopilot driving isn't safe -- oh well!

Definitely still do this.

I do this from the basement to the top of the stairs every night after using the treadmill.

Thankfully I can't figure out how to add the pin it button onto my work computer or I'd be doing a whole lot of other things during the day!!

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I was going to be productive today. Happens all the time!

i may look calm but . I may look calm, but in my head We killed you three times. Your name isn't leatseatburgers i may look calm but I in my head We killed you three times Your name isn't leatseatburgers

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